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*** Kathie Lee Gifford is reportedly planning a TV special to welcome the new millennium. Producers of the show say that though the will wear, as usual, her bland dresses, sing songs that contain notes too high for her, and throw back her head every now and then in an ostentatious show, she will not parade her kids during this special. Well thank God for change!

*** Much controversy has surrounded Britney Spears over alleged breast implants that she received. Britney’s people allege that she just "developed quickly and in front of the public’s eye. They must be telling the truth, because Tori Spelling experienced the same type of "rapid development" when she returned to the set of Beverly Hills, 90210 a few years ago.

*** Pamela and Tommy Lee are expected to marry again in a nude wedding ceremony scheduled for December 31. Wait, what’s that? They’re going to be fully clothed? No way! What will those two crazy kids think of next--a sex video?

*** On the set of the eagerly awaited movie, Man on the Moon, the crew marveled at Jim Carrey’s uncanny portrayal of the Andy Kaufman. Some insist that he was infused with the spirit of the late comedian. Courtney Love, who portrays Kaufman’s girlfriend, was infused with the usual I’m-a-grunge-rocker-turned-Academy-Award-nominated-actress-so-there spirit.

*** After surviving a car accident that nearly resulted in his death, author Stephen King is reportedly in good spirits. This may be due to the report that he has purchased the van that hit him and is planning to pay a visit to the former owner of the van when he fully recuperates.

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