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It's a liitle known fact, but humans aren't the only species
taken in by the chatroom phenomenon! Recently, the Los Angeles Zoo began offering
it's animals computer lab time to particpate in the world's first multi-species
chatroom! The Anvil Trapeze was lucky enough to obtain a transcript....
transcribed by Ryan Moore
ZOOKPR: welcome to zoo.net interspecies
chat.
hippo48: i’m fat and smelly.
1hyena: lol
rhesusmonkey: i like to masturbate in my cage.
kingojungle: rmonkey, r u m or f?
rhesusmonkey: m.
1hyena: lol
kingojungle: it figures! anybody like wildebeast meat?
zzzebra: MEAT IS MURDER!
rhesusmonkey: I'm masturbating now!
parrot31: I'm masturbating now!
bigcat9: :-)
rockymtn grizz: this room sux, im going to hibernate!
(rockymtngrizz logs off)
clion4: i have a layer of blubber to protect me in the water!
hippo48: what does yr blubber look like?
1hyena: lol
kingojungle: clion, r u m or f?
speedicheetah: i am f!
kingojungle: what do you look like?
speedicheetah: 105 lbs, run 70 mph
parrot31: 105 lbs, run 70 mph
14ftpython: watch out king o j, speedicheetah is really a m hippo!
(speedicheetah logs off)
1hyena: lol
kingojungle: gotta go, feeding time!
14ft python: i've been digesting a pig for 3 wks!
ZOOKPR: sorry, time's up, everyone back to your environments please.
rhesusmonkey: hold on, i'm still masturbating!
(CHAT ENDS) |
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