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Exciting New
Features!
ASK THE ANVIL
Here at the Anvil Trapeze people occasionally
write to us for advice. DO we give them just one response like other
magazines? NO! We go out and get not only a famous comedian, but also
a grizzled 18th century buccaneer to give two informed perspectives
on these puzzling problems!
Lewis Black (real comedian) |
Longshanks (real pirate) |
college paper writing
CAMPUS
FORUM
we wanted to run a Penthouse-style
forum that chronicled the sexy adventures of college students. However,
the administration insisted we alter the responses somewhat to reflect
the current standards for proper campus behavior...
THE WILD
KINGDOM
ANIMAL
CHATROOM
Did you know that zoo animals are online, too? Sit
on a chat session hosted by the LA Zoo's zoo.net program!
Love
Tips From Europe
Can't be explained; must be read.
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Almost As Exciting
Recurring Feaures!
THIS
MONTH IN PARLIMENTARY PROCEDURE
just what does go on in those secret frat meetings??
the Anvil knows...
THE
BRUIN BEAR SPEAKS
UCLA's mascot speaks about his bizzare personal lifein
an exclusive column- plus an added bonus you can sing along to!!
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THE
SPREADEAGLE
Ms. Pacman sues Atari, Cat adopts Squirell, and more news that the big
name papers missed...
Anvil
Poetry Corner
We are nothing if not highbrow- sip a cup of tea, nibble a scone, and
enjoy with us, won't you?
AND THE
REST!
Save
the Students!
You'll be reaching for your credit
card when you read about the plight of these unfortunates...
UCLA
Secret Society Revealed
The article "they" didn't want you to see!
A
Contest YOU Can Enter
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Anvil Trapeze
Staff
general contact
webmaster
editor in chief:
Monique DeVries
writers:
Ian Brown
Daniel Gast
Damon Jordan
Ryan Moore
Eamonn Oley
Mike Rosen
Shawn Westrick
Rita Velikina
Bruin Bear
special guest:
Lewis Black (real comedian)
Design &
Layout:
Henry Lopez
Bryan Matsumoto
Webmaster:
Ryan Moore
Inspiration:
Conan O'Brien and his Masturbating Bear
This issue is
dedicated to all the girls we've loved before*
(*except by Monique and Rita)
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