A Special Announcement from the Anvil Trapeze Staff

Having problems finding a date? Are you convinced that you deserve an attractive, intelligent, fun to be with mate? "Knock knock," "who’s there" you ask, reality that’s who. Let the Anvil Trapeze lower standards for you with the first ever Date an Anvil Staff Member Contest. Well, maybe "contest" isn’t the right word, because EVERYONE IS WINNER.

Simply send in you name, address, and favorite song to make sweet, sweet love to to trapeze and let Shawn Westrick make all you dreams come true. Maybe not all them all. But, he will try to fulfill all of your needs. No, that’s not true either. Well, he’ll at least try to be almost adequate. Please send all girl-girl requests to "Judy" and all male-male requests to "Joe". Shawn likes to pretend he’s Judy and sometimes Joe.