Bear on the Prowl

by Bruin Bear

This is the bear. That's right, the bear. Y'all know who I am. I got somethin' to say. Every damn day I stand on the pedestal and represent for UCLA. All these fine bitches walk by, and the bear just has to sit there. Football prettyboys like McNown get all the action, and the bear just has ta stand here and watch. Well, it ain't goin' on no more.

So hear this, all ya damn punks- you walk around here, spending your daddy's roll, never thinkin' 'bout the bear- "oh the bear will always be there! the bear loves UCLA!" Well I got news for all y'all! The bear don't give a fuck about UCLA or you! The bear needs to get some! He's comin' off the pedestal, and all you UCLA bitches know you want it! I see how you be lookin' at me, rubbin' my nose for luck, slidin' up against my big paws when you're frontin' like your studyin' on the pedestal. The bear's with it, baby!

You might as well give in now, 'cause the bear is comin' for you. And don't any of you even try to get away, 'cause the bear runs 30 mph and he climbs trees!