UCLA Freshman Girl Moved by Morrisette

by Ryan Moore

UCLA undergrad Jenny Adler was honored this Thursday in a ceremony at Sproul Hall, as she officially became the 1 millionth freshmen girl worldwide to be moved by an Alanis Morrisette song. Adler, 18, was in her room lamenting her on-again, off-again, relationship with Delta Chi Brad while Morrisette's "Jagged Little Pill" album played on her roommate's stereo. Upon hearing the words "you live, you learn", Adler experienced a sudden and overpowering flash of identification. Near tears, she informed her roommate that Morisette "so knows where I am coming from."