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"your
perfectly normal big brother"
1. Name: Dietrich
2. Nickname: Wuzz-Wuzz
3. Age: 14
4. Birthdate/place: A hidden bunker deep within the primeval forests of
former eastern Europe.
5. Past resume: 1986:Born to Karl Heinz and Inge Von Heugenschotz, impoverished
peasant dirt-farmers. 1987: Purchased body and soul by Hivemind Records
and Record Holdings
6. General description: The "Big Brother," lovably kissable,
7. type of girls he appeals to: Girls with braces and severe glandular disorders.
8. favorite music: Karl Orff's "Carmina Burana," specifically Movement One,
"O Fortuna."
9. Personal
quote "The Corporation wants you to be happy." |
hello,
little friends.
soon I, Dietrich will return to continue our electronic frolics.
Farewell until then.
Dietrich |
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