"Crossing
the Personal Dryness Desert"
a tale of womanly
inspiration soon to be a Lifetime Channel movie-of-the-week!
by Melissa Itchencrotch
There comes
a time in every girl's life when she realizes she's reached the edge of
the desert. Now, I'm not talking about any real desert, with cacti and dscary
coyotes and such. No, the desert I'm talking about is really deep inside
you -- I'm talking about the personal dryness desert.
Every woman comes to that time in her life, when she realizes her canteen
is running on empty and the nearest town is hendreds of miles away. At times
like this, life can seem incredibly painful and you may think that you will
never feel the sweet lubrication fo water again.
Every young lady will eventually find herself lost in the personal dryness
desert. This is the true test of womanhood: are you doomed to be forever
dry, or will you look deep inside yourself and find the path to the the
oasis of moisture?
The journey to the oasis is long and hard, and many of our sisters never
make it. But if you do, you will be transformed into a goddess, by bathing
in the waters of true womanhood. No longer will you be restarined by the
painful irritations of the evryday world. You will be as free as the waves
of the ocean, free to be forever moist.
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