college paper writing
As you may
have noticed, the Anvil Trapeze, is currently seeking a "title sponsor."
Inspired by the current wave of selling out sweeping ageing rock stars and
major sports franchises, the staff of the Anvil Trapeze have shrewdly decide
to sell out BEFORE we achieve any actual success.
What does this mean for you, "Joe internet-firm that targets college
students and their disposable income?"
It means that we need an investor, NOW. the Anvil Trapeze is a print/internet/new
media comedy publlication. In the future it will encompass live sketch shows,
an online TV series and God knows what else.
Currently, the paper Anvil Trapeze is distributed BY HAND to just about
every UCLA student who lives in a dorm. Some papers claim a big circulation
because they print a big pile and it sits on a rack somewhere. Not us. Our
dedicated team of indentured servant-students personally slides each issue
under a door. Somebody picks it up, GUARANTEED. Each issue contains the
web address, and our online traffic keeps growing.
Here's where you come in: basically, we need the money to produce another
issue, and we're sick of piddling around with small-time local advertisers.
For the entire cost of printing an issue, we're willing to give you:
- One or more HUGE full-page ads in the next and future issues
- Title sponorship fo our website
- Future ads on "AnvilTV"
- The prestige of being associated with the first college humor mag to take
it beyond printed rags and amauteur websites and truly do new media comedy.
Who knows, we could be huge, and you could say you were here first.
- A direct pipeline to the most wired demographic in history: the internet
was invented at UCLA, and every dorm room is totally broadband. This is
a taste-making audience. Internet marketing logic says that one view from
someone guaranteed to be in your target demograhic is worth 10 or 20 random
ones. We know, without a doubt, who are audience is.
So join us now-- it'll cost less than a couple of those fancy chairs you
bought your programmers.
The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers.
The Anvil Trapeze
for more info, please contact Ryan Moore, Director of Marketing, at:
ryan
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